Dear Mr. Chaucer,
I too have fed crumbs of bread to the pigeons around where I live. I just love to see the flappy ones flock around me. Ah Fame.
As for your very strange e-mails, I too get some e-mails that I call spam. It makes me wonder why people send spam. They are e-mails filled with useless information that I do not need.
You are avery brave man to be publishing e-mails that could come back to haunt you. I wonder what the future holds for us as far as modern technology goes.
Did you ever in your widest dreams think that you, Mr. Chaucer, would be sending and receiving e-mails? Some of your followers are quite odd. Beware and be careful for the internet is a very scary place. Farewell sir.