Well, it seem I have ruffled up some feathers in my statement that I am a fraud. It’s about time somebody did don’t you think.
First of all, smart people do not believe in creation. Second, I am being cremated so I will not become worm food after all.
It has been a long time debate over creation and evolution. But that’s reading into the future. Our dear friend Darwin hasn’t come along yet. So believe in what I say since I have decided to come clean with the truth.
I have tricked you people into believing that Heaven and Hell really do exist. Ha! How naive you poor pilgrims are. Nuns and priests have been depriving themselves from one of the greatest natural pleasures on earth- sex. And for what? Nothing that makes any sense. Imagine going through life with self-deprivation ruling your very existence. How sad. I, on the other hand, enjoy the pleasures of sex every chance I can get by conning the village women while their husbands are away. Ha, ha, ha, the Monk rules!